When was the first time you heard the phrase “Miley Ray Cyrus?” For those of us who don’t have kids who are glued to the Disney Channel, and who begged for Hannah Montana merchandise or concert tickets, the answer might well be “within the year” (or, specifically, when a magazine published some “artistic” photos of her with her father that some people found troubling).
Anyway, Miley Ray Cyrus was going to be the next…well, whomever teenage singers and actors are hoping to grow up to be these days.